This cactus was grand
Bright green, blushing red
It burst forth from the sand
Prickles spewed from its head
So out popped my camera, a DSLR
I’d photograph this cactus, I’d make it a star
I was soon enthralled
This plant was so pretty
Then nature called
So I had to get busy
But when I squatted down to pee
My friend, the cactus, wasn’t nice to me…
